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Here at Personal Headlines, we like to emphasize the “Personal.” We guarantee 100% satisfaction or your money back. If you have any questions, comments, or just want to let us know what’s on your mind, we’d love to hear from you.You can call us any time between 9 AM and 5 PM (Central Standard Time), or email us any time you like! We’ve been around the block, so don’t worry about us blushing!!In either case, ask for Melvyn- if I’m not in, you can leave a message, or talk to anyone on my staff- we’d be delighted to talk to you!!

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“WHAT WE’RE ALL ABOUT!”

Giving a Personalized Newspapers Headline says to a Friend or Family Member “I’ve been thinking about you and I wanted to Express my thoughts and Good Wishes in the most Unique way possible.” Sometimes those thoughts are Gags with Humor and Fun built into the Headline, as in an Over-The-Hill BIRTHDAY or a Front Page announcing that a Favorite Overweight Uncle had just joined the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall! Or on the other side of the scale the Personalized Headline Gift could reflect a Warm and Sincere thought for an Event such as an Engagement or Wedding Announcement. Usually there are Parties or Receptions involved which makes this a Perfect time to become a Personal Headline COPYCAT by ordering a Headline for each Guest invited to take home as a Keepsake of this Memorable Moment.

The Scope of a Personalized Newspapers Headline is limitless. We’ve been printing Personal Headlines for over 30 years. We have 10s of thousands Satisfied Customers ( Our 100% Guarantee ). That includes both you, The Reporter, you’ve come up with the idea and Created the Headline and the Fortunate Recipient who has finally achieved “their 15 minutes of fame”. In reality however, we know the effect of receiving a Personal Headline truly lasts way longer than the proverbial “15 minutes of Fame” because we hear from Proud Satisfied Customers years after receiving their 1st, 2nd or 10th Headline. We have one inventive Father with 3 sons who orders Personal Headlines as a Pres-Announcement of the actual gifts to come. Our Personal Headlines have been on the summit of Mt Everest and in the boardrooms of Fortune 500 Companies.

Our company is ONE-OF-A-KIND! We realize that’s an extraordinary statement to make in this day and age, but no other concerns come close to our Emphasis on Product Perfection and Customization and most of all Our Exceptional Customer Service.

So…the Presses are rolling. Your Personal Headline on Authentic Newsprint is ready for Circulation. Even though you are still a Cub Reporter, you’ve covered your beat well. Your SCOOP is considered GOOD NEWS, FRONTPAGE NEWS. The Custom Newspaper Name, Personal Headline, and Feature Story you’ve composed would make any Editor Proud. The Deadline has been met! EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! HOT OFF THE PRESS!!